1. I'm a morning person!!! I'm a morning person!!! Tell me you are morning person!!!
2. (Utter Silence)
3. NOOOOOOOOO!
4. End scene. (slam dick in clapboard)
5. Oops...
6. I think we need to talk about our relationship!
7. Puppy, puppy! (English for the Spanish 'Papi')
8. :[ (Pull out cellphone and use series of emoji)
9. I'm afraid of intimacy! I'm afraid of intimacy!
10. I think you're amazing! You are a smart, graceful, beautiful, and powerful woman and I really hope that I am giving you spectacularly satisfying sex right now!
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